Okay, everybody, do me a favor and comment if you consider yourself to be my friend or friendly acquaintance. Also put down if you're a straight guy. I'm trying to figure something out.

KAKU.

YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS, DIDN'T YOU?

YOU KNEW.

AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.

My revenge will be swift, bloody, and served at a temperature heretofore only observed by scientists studying the surface of the fucking sun, do you understand me? I hope you're feeling the fear, bitch, 'cause the fear is gonna be feeling you.

I need a shower.

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1. scallywolf is officially the man.

2. Those curtains? Those fucking curtains are going down.

3. The hell do you do with zucchini?

4. Don't worry, cud-muncher, I actually believe you. It's not like she would have wanted to sleep with you anyway. Even considering how drunk she was.

5. Are all of you people kids? Seriously?